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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Blarg

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

how did little johnny die? i killed him

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Alex Eggbert

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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