- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 2+2? 4!

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

who farted your mother

This one sucks!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

What's better than sex? Nothing

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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