What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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