- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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