Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A black guy with his family.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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