- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

dislike this...please.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

God is real

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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