- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

A blind man walks into a bar

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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