A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Knock Knock. Come in.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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