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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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