what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

God is real

c+t+c?

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

space is fun

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

My pet rock died.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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