why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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