Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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guess what chicken butt

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Jared Gough is a slut

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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How old are you? 20

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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women playing football?

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Black people. They are so kind.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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