- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why? Because!

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

why am i on this site? cause its funny

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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