- Anti Joke

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

K

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke