- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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