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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

who is awesome? no one...

() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

If you are my friend like it!

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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