How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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