zebras

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Black History Month

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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whats brown? poop.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why did I get raped

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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