A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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