What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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thumbs up!

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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