- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

womens rights

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Knock Knock Yes?

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Obama

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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