what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Where is my tractor?

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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