YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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So. The gays. ...

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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