If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Potato

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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