Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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space is fun

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Wheelchair high jump

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Anti Joke

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