- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

robin, get in the car.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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