the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Women Voting

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Vagina ass.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Ham sandwich

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