Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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