- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why did the child step on a ball?

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Where's my tractor?

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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