a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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whats 2+2? 4

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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240

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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wnba

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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