- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

zebras

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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