Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Women.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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