How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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anti jokes

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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math test 2=2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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