- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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