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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Dancing Potatoe!

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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