- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Ham sandwich

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Chicken

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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