- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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