- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Blarg

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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