tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Doorbell salesman.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

BWAT

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Romney 2012

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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