- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

My mom caught me masturbating.

What is 2+2? 4!

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Wheelchair high jump

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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