- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

What abou three times

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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