Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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