why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Hey

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