Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Penis

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Cows go moo.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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