- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Holocaust

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

The horse said "nay."

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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