What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What's 9+10=? 19

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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