a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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