What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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No it isn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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