- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Whats 9 + 10? 19

A British man walks into a dental office.

whats 2+2? 4

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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