whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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gay rights

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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guess what chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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