knock knock go away ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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