- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

i eat poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

I saw a shovel once.

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