- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Knock knock Come In.......

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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