What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What is next?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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