What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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A child with cancer grows up.

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fack me!

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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68 :)

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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