Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Halo < COD

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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