- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What did the clock say? The time.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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