- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

what is big and white? the moon

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Canada

What is Earth made out of? Earth

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

whats the best thing about polio...death

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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