Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Halo < COD

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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The Irish man was sober.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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