- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

My butt!!!!

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

I am on a escalator.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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