- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

The Economy

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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