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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Cows go moo.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Where's my tractor?

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

What's dead? Your mum.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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