What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

kiss me?

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

#scabbers

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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