- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Cows go moo.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Knock Knock Come in

whats 2+2? 4

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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