How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Women's Sports

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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