3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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the real mccoy

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I'm a like whore

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Black People.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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