- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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