- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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