Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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The horse said "nay."

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The penn state football administration

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Civil Rights.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Dani barton= lovely

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