Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's up? A direction...

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Canada

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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