what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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im a selling a car

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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