Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Guess what? No.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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