What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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How many dislikes can this get?

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Dani barton= lovely

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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