How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Matt Damon

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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