Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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c+t+c?

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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My pet rock died.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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