- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Nice weather we're having.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Garry Glitters on here

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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