I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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