- Anti Joke

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

You just won the game...

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.