What's worse than death? Not a lot!

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Looks through the peephole.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

whats the best thing about polio...death

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Your mom

what is stupid and reading this you

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Why did I get raped

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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