- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Knock Knock Come in

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

knock knock

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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