- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Come In.......

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

The Bible

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

your a towel.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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