- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did the clock say? The time.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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