What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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hey bill!

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Hi

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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whats brown? poop.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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