an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Obama

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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