How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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