There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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