Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

marshal sterio had sex

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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