- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Canida

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Alt F4

What looks like a dick? A penis

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Good.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What is 2+2? 4!

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