A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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George Bush.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Anti Joke

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