A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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