A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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guess what chicken butt

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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