S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Hey, Max!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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a retard lost...

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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W.N.B.A.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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