why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

This is not a joke.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Ham sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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