- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Woman's rights.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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