Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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