- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

T-Dog scare me

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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