- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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