- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

what do you call a black man named mike

JEWS

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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