- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Agricultural production fell significantly.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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