- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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