Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Where's my shotgun

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Hi my name is Jim

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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guess what what? nothing.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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