- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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