In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Guess what? No.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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