Canida

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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maddie latino

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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zebras

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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This is not a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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