A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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baby loves lalma

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Halo < COD

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Penis

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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