- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Woman's Rights.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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the real mccoy

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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