- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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