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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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