- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

don't look behind you

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Poop

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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