The Irish man was sober.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Penis-Pump

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

How did th-A fridge.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What's dead? Your mum.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

YOLO MAH BROLO

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Gadaffi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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