- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

A jew go out of a bar

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Women.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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