How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

A baby seal walks into a club...

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock knock Come In.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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