- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Hippopatomous!

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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