What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Nothing yet CC

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Ha

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A seal walks into a club.

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im a selling a car

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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