- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What's 9+10=? 19

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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