If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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gay rights

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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women

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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ugh good riddance

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Knock knock What

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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