why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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