A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Women

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Sonic

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a man walks into a bar it hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Canida

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Gabe Mercado

thumb_up thumb_down -5

maddie latino

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops