- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

verry nice how mUCH?

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